The Airline Virus

I have idea.

What?

Let's have virus labs. People pay to sit in labs.

Because?

Because labs are too big to fail.

Okay.

They infect each other in the labs. Like big viral load.

And?

The labs will have wings. We propagate virus in the sky.

Then?

We'll land the labs down in various countries. Open them up.

This is fine.