Sunday, July 6, 2008

Unsubtle poem

Alright. You do your thing and we’ll do ours.
We're sure that one day we'll make it to Mars,
and there have global peace and no more cars
(though we may have to change the planet's name),
and keep this planet as a sort of sister

But when that day comes and you're still obstinate,
saying there lies there nothing but dust and war
we simply will kill you in the name of Al Gore.
Though we may have to change murder's name.

In our community you will have to be obdured
to the taste of tofu and to diversity's word.
If about the meaning of diversity you are perturbed,
especially when you see us enforcing only tofu

as the regular diet down people's throats,
you will be notified through uniform rotes
that diversity means you should shut the hell up
especially as regards the ideas on which we make you sup.

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