"So let me tell you about ole Clive Meat Cleaver. You wanna know why they called him that? No? Well I'll tell you. It's because he carried around a great meat cleaver that he used to kill his unsuspecting victims!!!!! In fact, the old Indians around these parts say he can still be seen on full moon nights - they say you can hear him sharpening his cleaver as he walks around these parts - wait, did you hear that? I don't know...it sounded like a blade being sharpened on a stone...Boo!!!!!"
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"So let me tell you about ole Clive Meat Cleaver. You wanna know why they called him that? No? Well I'll tell you. It's because he carried around a great meat cleaver that he used to kill his unsuspecting victims!!!!! In fact, the old Indians around these parts say he can still be seen on full moon nights - they say you can hear him sharpening his cleaver as he walks around these parts - wait, did you hear that? I don't know...it sounded like a blade being sharpened on a stone...Boo!!!!!"
Clive is a tender hearted soul to keep his victims unsuspecting to the end.
Around these parts the tale is bit more gruesome, skinning haphazardly with a potatoe pealer, coring, and then sliced into quarters.
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