John and Jane had been going steady for about two months. One Saturday evening they went to the movies, and after the movie they PARKED THE CAR!
DUN DUN DUUUUN!!!
And then they Went Too Far!
After, John dropped Jane off at her house. He was driving back home when his car veered off the edge of the road and went flying down the ravine where it crashed and he died and went straight to hell!
Do you want that to happen to you? Don't make out in the car!
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