Wednesday, August 21, 2019

Was an unforgettable episode



"Ya know something Wally? I was thinkin' - gee whiz, how come the adults made the Baltimore Catechism tell us kids to eat our brussel sprouts and stuff and to offer it up - ya know, as a sacrifice, in our mind-like with folded hands and gaze toward heaven and all - and I was thinkin', why don't our parents instead learn how to cook vegetables properly and not offload their slothful rigid set ways on us kids as a spiritual burden, you know, make the effort to try better recipes and not just boil the vegetables to nearly mush?"

"I'm afraid I'm going to have to kill you Beav."

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