Sunday, November 18, 2012

Laugh or cry

"So a lesbian walks into a Muslim barbershop, and asks for a 'businessmen’s haircut'."

For real. In Canada.

Bwahahahahahahaha!!!

"McGregor ran to the Human Rights Tribunal and demanded that Mahrouk give her a haircut....
Oh, McGregor is politically correct. But just not politically correct enough. It’s like poker.

A white, Christian male has the lowest hand — it’s like he’s got just one high card, maybe an ace. So almost everyone trumps him.

A white woman is just a bit higher — like a pair of twos. Enough to beat a white man, but not much more.

A gay man is like having two pairs in poker.

A gay woman — a lesbian like McGregor — is like having three of a kind.

A black lesbian is a full house — pretty tough to beat.

Unless she’s also in a wheelchair, which means she’s pretty much a straight flush.

The only person who could trump that would be a royal flush. If the late Sammy Davis Jr. — who was black, Jewish and half-blind — were to convert to Islam and discover that he was 1/64th Aboriginal.

So which is a better hand: A lesbian who wants a haircut or a Muslim who doesn’t want to give it to her?"

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!



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